WaitingWe are waiting. For years, we have waited, smiling our plastic little smiles, our cheeks forever bunched up and rosy. We wait in the sun. We wait in the rain. We wait in the snow, if they forget to bring us in for the winter. We sit, and we smile, and we wait.Waiting
We watch, too. Watch as they drink their lemonade, and have their barbeques. We watch as they play their parlor games, and discuss their politics. We watch them, and yet, after so many years, they barely even see us. And therein lays our advantage. They go about the
Frequent FlierGood afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your Savior speaking. Welcome to the end of the world. Local time is 6:66 PM. Please direct your attention to one of the four horsemen standing in the aisles, indicating the emergency exits. In case of an emergency landing in a lake of molten lava, your soul may be used as a floatation device. In case of sudden loss of oxygen, a mask will deploy from the ceiling. The saved should attach their own masks before assisting the damned. Continue to breath normally. The horsemen will be coming through the cabin sFrequent Flier
ADVENTURE QUESTLOADING PROGRAM ADVENTURE QUEST… PRGRAM LOADED Welcome to Adventure Quest! Select Option NEWGAME/CONTINUE >NEW GAMEADVENTURE QUEST
You are in a field. It is dusk. To the west is a small house. To the east is a forest. Obvious exits are WEST and EAST. >EAST
You are in a dark forest. To the west you can see light. Obvious exits are WEST. >WEST.
You are in a field. >WEST.
You are in front of a small house. There is a mailbox in the front yard. Obvious exits are NORTH, WES
| Me? I'm just a guy with a computer. |
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BOOM, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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so long and thanks for all the fish
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If you cried (like a baby) when Zack died, copy this into your sig.
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Deja Moo: the Feeling you've heard this bull before.
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